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Post by Godfred Thraw BayardsKing(GT) on Mar 19, 2018 16:12:26 GMT
Just a poll to laugh ... do you think that Bayard will leave unpunished the acts of creation of holdings, successful, missed, Theft of taxes hard to amass by his peasants, the rape of his land by foreign magicians and hostile Elves and ... without to count all that has happened and which I have not been able to see, but which must be supposed to have been done and necessarily to be attributed to the elves?
So the question is: How is Bayard going to punish the Elves?
Notes one error ... the 3th is WAR !!!
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Post by Alined on Mar 19, 2018 16:59:35 GMT
What about 'How isn't Bayard going to punish the elves?'
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Post by SouthWestern Traders on Mar 19, 2018 17:35:09 GMT
Bayard is not going to invite Umbria to tea. Severe punishment!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 15:07:50 GMT
Woods burns!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 15:09:33 GMT
Why have you omitted the obvious choice of drinking their blood?
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Post by Godfred Thraw BayardsKing(GT) on Mar 20, 2018 15:23:59 GMT
OOC : I am trying to change … my religion, my opinions my way of life, but if no one accept that I have changed .. perhaps I will drink the blood one day …
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 15:42:19 GMT
For your pleasure I have this nice poem:
To heal thyself, drink the blood of an elf. To kill an elf, just heal thyself.
If redemption thee seek, spill blood twice a week. Put an elf on the rack, and slit open his back If the blood start to staunch, then slice open his paunch. When blood steady flow, thine future you sow.
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Post by SouthWestern Traders on Mar 20, 2018 16:18:50 GMT
Why have you omitted the obvious choice of drinking their blood? That's just silly. Tea tastes awful with blood.
You use blood to make blood sausages. Drinking it is just savage.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 16:21:06 GMT
Why have you omitted the obvious choice of drinking their blood? That's just silly. Tea tastes awful with blood.
You use blood to make blood sausages. Drinking it is just savage.
Fire burns woods!
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Post by Godfred Thraw BayardsKing(GT) on Mar 20, 2018 16:30:07 GMT
It was better before, Bayard … when the Bloody Troubadours walk in the wind trough the forests…
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Post by SouthWestern Traders on Mar 20, 2018 16:40:25 GMT
That's just silly. Tea tastes awful with blood.
You use blood to make blood sausages. Drinking it is just savage.
Fire burns woods! Fire also burns goblins. Shoo!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 16:51:32 GMT
Fire also burns goblins. Shoo!
Silly man, goblins not wear shoe.
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Post by SouthWestern Traders on Mar 20, 2018 16:56:05 GMT
Fire also burns goblins. Shoo!
Silly man, goblins not wear shoe. Surprising, because goblins make excellent shoes.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 21:14:16 GMT
Silly man, goblins not wear shoe. Surprising, because goblins make excellent shoes. Goblins make great lots of stuff. Why people not notice sooner we blame them others.
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Post by SouthWestern Traders on Mar 20, 2018 21:22:20 GMT
Surprising, because goblins make excellent shoes. Goblins make great lots of stuff. Why people not notice sooner we blame them others. Gblin stew is pretty terrible. Goblin meat is just too stringy for that. That same stringiness is great in shoes though!
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